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Page 2 - The Alderney Tour
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Ryan Driver |
RP Kills a shifty looking piece of grass |
RP asleep |
No we are not gay, Im just admiring his shaft! |
Julian's Burrows |
As seen through a Springfielder's eyes |
As seen through normal eyes |
A good shot of a bad shot |
 RP suffers golf-rage |
Sparky forages for his balls in Jullian's bush |
The diet of athletes |
Everyone smiles whilst Delboy counts his cash |
Phil winds up RP |
Now wound up RP can look at the camera |
RP asleep again |
Pete's Tshirt misspells wanker |
So he tries to make it look like he is a fisherman |
Finally overcome with shame he hides behind RP |
Even Ryan can see his dad was out |
Phil pretends he is in the mafia |
Julian laughs at Sparkys inability to read the menu |
The cousin of RP's bat drops in for a pint ruining an otherwise good photo |
Everyone admires the view but wishes that there was some sort of device nearby to improve their experience |
Thats my son you know, he's only 15...er... I mean 18 |
Who is the real man here? A small boy thats who |
Pete and Will G come in fancy dress as the 118 118 chaps |
RP Stiffens, alert that someone is trying to steal his food. |
The players search for the cricket pitch. ITS THE BIG GREEN THING CHAPS! |
RP's smile faded quickly once he realised this wasnt the group shot he had thought it would be |
See? He isnt smilling any more |
It all ends in tears as someone eggs Suthan |
Julian insists that he wasnt LBW. Again |
Alert and on the ball is why he is called Sparky |
Dellboy sells dodgy cricket gear to a couple of mugs |
RP realises they have been rumbled |
Pete raises a fist in triumph and then legs it |
First shag in ages for Phil |
Pete aims for Phils balls |
Pete missed em son you aint got a chance |
Salaries pulls |
Simon is in the dark as to why they are laughing |
Far too many knob gags here to list |
Will makes a play for Salaries back passage...I mean page |
Humiliated by Will G earlier Sparky picks up a Run Spot Run book from the shelf |
Greenpeace alerted after beached whale spotted in Alderney |
RP has a tee-ny cock |
Pete C enters the water. The picture has been blurred to protect the sanity of viewers |
Another inconclusive picture of the Loch Ness Pornstar |
RPs birthday cake You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake - Bob Hope |
Confusion as the Springfield players wait for their plane at the new bus station |
Sparky's stalker strikes again |
PC Obliges |
Suthan can't understand why he got a ticket |
Salaries shows off his new invisible xbox controller |
Ryan chooses an inappropriate moment to hug dad as dad has just received the school fee bill |
They ran out of ink half way through |
Simon looks smug as he has managed to dress himself |
Will Gorman: Sponsored by Colgate |
Petes Brucey impression draws a massive crowd |
Sparky is confused by cutlery |
Sparky once again fails to get the punchline |
The man does a double take at Petes street performance |
Everyone is delighted as, some 10 minutes after the joke, Sparky finally gets it |
Spot the difference |
Pete shows who wears the trousers in his household |
Sparky demonstrates multi tasking |
Ryan is less impressed than Will G by the accomodation |
RP Gets on to his agent about his accomodation |
Pete misses a match winning catch whilst taking this shot |
Pete waters the flowers |
The latest in automotive luxury hits Alderney |
Realising in horror that his girdle has snapped Suthan improvises |
Pete has strong religious views |
Suthan grins as he realises his fielding position has a nice sea view |
Pete politely asks how he can be given LBW off his elbow |
Sparky practices his De Niro impression |
Phil shows why hes such a lady magnet |
Jules is unimpressed by Sparky and Salaries lowbrow humour |
RP - What an athlete |
Sparky tries to blend in with his surroundings |
The body that ate a thousand lunches |
Pre match or post match its all the same to Springfield |
Two old dears wait for their bus |
Suthan is unhappy sitting this close to running water and a bath |
Suthan waits for his flight |
and doesnt understand why its late |
It's in here somewhere, I know it |
RP is only 12 years old |
